awkward-elevator:

“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”

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clariqueen asked: MATT! HELLO! :D

Why hello my dear! I miss you! Are you going to pride? Or are you foreign? My memory escapes me..

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Truth

  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

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