“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
(Source: theelectric-chapel)
clariqueen asked: MATT! HELLO! :D
Why hello my dear! I miss you! Are you going to pride? Or are you foreign? My memory escapes me..
Truth
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
- Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS


